Ok, right to it: Cast: Alex & Luna - Lunar: TSS/Lunar: TSSSC; Ash- PokŽmon; Cartman - Southpark; Mike - MST3K; Bill Clinton - HillaryÕs bitch ^_^; Icy - Icy Lock from AGNPH; Shadow - Shadow from AGNPH. New Characters: (Requests Ôn stuff) Johnny Bravo Jimmy Kimmel PowerPuff Girls And now our story begins.... ~ ::The Powerpuff girls, and Johnny Bravo are all playing ÔWin Ben StienÕs Money,' on a tuesday episode of Cartoon Network Week on Comedy Central.:: (Had to make SOMETHING up) ::Scene starts in the middle of round 2:: Jimmy: And our next catagory is........ WhoÕs sucking GilbertÕs Grapes. Ben: IÕll take that one! Jimmy: Which South Park character thought he was a Vietnamese prostitute and was picked up by Leonardo DiCaprio, the retard from ÔWhatÕs eating Gilbert GrapeÕ? ~Buzz~ Ben: That would be Kenny. Jimmy: No you dumb-assed fuck, anyone else? ::Suddenly the goons from the AGNPH MST SWAT team run in and grab Johnny, the girls and Jimmy:: ... Johnny: So we gotta make fun of some stories? {Lunar Knight}: Basically, yes. Johnny: ThatÕs cool. Chicks love it when I read. {Lunar Knight}: Yea, sure. Anyway, you cost me an assload of cash to be kidnapped...er,...hired, so you better be good. Jimmy: Got any beer? {Lunar Knight}: Yea sure, here ya go.. ::A beer goes flying out of the wall towards Jimmy, he misses grabbing it, and it hits Cartman square on the head:: Cartman: ooooohh... wha? PP Girls: That doesnÕt look so good, is there a doctor here? Mei Ling (Cartman): Oh Oh, me so horny! {Lunar Knight}: Ah damn, not again. Ok, running lemon sign; Ash, Cartman, Johnny, Jimmy, youÕre up! Bill: Damn, no porn for me today? {Lunar Knight}: Damn, poor guy. ::Slutty Intern appears in front of Bill:: Bill: Whoo-boy, thanks a lot! ~*! ALARM ALARM !*~ (Great sound effects huh?) ::Ash, Cart.... Mei-Ling, Johnny, and Jimmy run into the lemon room:: ~ PokŽmon: The Next Pikachu! ~ Johnny: Poke~a~mon...? Hey Mr. Knight guy, this ainÕt no gay Jamaican story thingie is it, 'cause that stuff just ainÕt for me, Johnny Bravo. {Lunar Knight}: No itÕs not dumbass, now shut your monolouge ass up and read it! Mei Ling: Oh, Oh, me no like gay man, me fuck straight man, oh, oh, me so horny. {Lunar Knight}: Oh yea, we're gonna have fun today..... ~ Last time, Ash picked out a vulpix to fuck, and Brock of course jerked off many, many times. Misty broke up with Machoke and started fucking Abra. Team Rocket returned, and of course got the shit beaten out of them. And we have a new crewman onboard, lieutenant Bob. ~ **Note: BTW, Bob stole his nukes from me! ~ Today's Guest Star: The Taco Bell dog! Also Starring: Sailor Moon! And more importantly: Sailor Moon's pussy! ~ Mei-Ling: Me no fuck dog, me fuck Sailor Moon, $10 extra. Ash: You go do that.... ~ Episode III: The Captive Captain PokŽdate: 30602.20 ~ Jimmy: Whatever the fuck that means ~ Location: The Angorian System The Scene: The Bridge of the Rapidash Ash: Hey, Pikachu, why the hell are we all the way out here? Pikachu: Shut up, asshole! We're out here because the admiral says so! (to Charmander) Why the fuck are we out here, anyway? Charmander: (sigh) I'll get the admiral on pokŽspace to tell you our mission...AGAIN! It might take a while. We are pretty out there. Pikachu: Great! More time for fucking! ~ Mei-Ling: More time to fuck, $5 for extra hour. ::Looks at Ash:: You pay now!!!! Ash: What the hell? Shut up you whore! Mei-Ling: Yes, yes, me big whore; me sucky wuckie $5! Ash: Damn it, Cartman! I donÕt want a damn BJ from a guy! Mei-ling: Who Cartman is? Me better whore, me give good deal two for one :: Dennis Rodman and Ru Paul come in:: Rodman: WeÕll take that one! ::Cartman walks out with Rodman and Ru Paul:: {Lunar Knight}: Are the gone? Ash: yea {Lunar Knight}: Those two scare me.... Jimmy: Me too. Johnny: Who were those two chicks in here a minute ago? {Lunar Knight}: You donÕt want to know.... ~ The Scene: Ash's quarters (Ash is sitting on one end of the couch, and his vulpix is sitting on the other end.) Ash: So, uh...how are you? Vulpix: Vulpix! Ash: That's nice...(freaks out) I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS!!! (Bob walks in) Bob: Hey, Ash, fuck your vulpix yet? Ash: (still freaking out) I CAN'T FUCK HER!!! SHE'S...LOOKING AT ME! Bob: A little nervous? Ash: YES!!!!!! Bob: Yeah, you looked a little fried today on the bridge. Tell you what, come back to my quarters and I'll show you how to get over that little anxiety problem. Bring your Vulpix. The Scene: The Bridge Mewtwo: Hey guys, how's it hanging? Pikachu: Long and hard, sir! Mewtwo: Very funny, Pikachu. Anyway, your mission is to investigate a disturbance somewhere on Angorian Prime. Sorry, but I don't have more info to give you. The rest is classified. Oh, yeah, don't call me again till you finish your mission. I have a date with the law...specifically Officer Jenny! She's gonna read me my rights! ~ Ash: Is it just me or is everyone in the future a whore? {Shadow}: Yes, everyone is a whore, itÕs more fun that way. Ash: Hey, ItÕs Shadow! Why do you make me sound so horny? {Shadow}: Well, you are. Ash: Not like that! {Shadow}: Oh really? ::Suddenly a female raticate appears:: Ash: Come to papa! ::Ash runs up and starts fucking it:: {Lunar Knight}: How much pokŽmon aphrodisiac did you put in his tea? {Shadow}: All of it, why? {Lunar Knight}: THAT WAS A YEARÕS SUPPLY!!!! {Shadow}: Oh shit! HeÕll be fucking for days... {Lunar Knight}: Hmmm.. now Cartman and Ash are *busy*, IÕd better call in some more help. ::Icy, Alex, and Luna walk in:: {Lunar Knight}: Ok, better. ~ (Mewtwo smiles as the screen goes black.) The Scene: Bob's quarters Bob: So, you're a little nervous about fucking your vulpix, huh? Ash: Yeah...a little. ~ Jimmy: WhatÕs the problem, itÕs not like heÕs trying to fuck on a nuke. ~ Bob: Well, lucky for you, I have a sure-fire method of curing that. Ash: What's that? Bob: Fuck on a nuclear weapon. ~ Jimmy: Nevermind. ~ (stunned silence) Ash: What? Bob: Fuck on a nuclear weapon. Ash: Okay, two things. One, where am I going to get a nuclear weapon, and two, why the fuck would I do that?! Bob: Well, for starters, I can lend you MY nuclear weapon. Ash: You have a nuclear weapon? ~ {Lunar Knignt}: Thieving asshole. ~ Bob: Sure, don't you? Hang on, I'll get it. (He goes out of the room, then comes back with a very large nuclear missile on his shoulder. He sets it down in the middle of the room.) Bob: Okay, now fuck on it. Ash: (very stunned silence) You...want me...to fuck...my vulpix... ON TOP OF A NUCLEAR WEAPON?!?!?!?! Bob: Sure, why not? I do it all the time with my vulpix. Ash: WHY?!?!?! Bob: Because the fear of the weapon distracts you from your nervousness. Ash: (so fucking stunned, he doesn't even notice the two vuplix licking each other. Wait, he just noticed.) Bob: Hey, quit that! (grabs his vulpix and walks away) Give it a try. I guarentee it'll scare the shit out of you. Ash: I'm sure. (switching to narrative style) Ash dropped his pants and jerked off till he was hard, then carefully positioned his dick at the entrance to the little fox's cunt, then slowly pushed it inside. ~ Johnny: Now wait a minute, heÕs gonna have sex with that animal? Alex: Yup. Johnny: I donÕt get it, he needs a real chick. Icy: But screwing pokŽmon is fun. Johnny: IÕll take your word for it, kid. ~ He moved his dick in and out of her cunt, slowly at first, then he picked up speed, getting little moans from the vulpix. At first, he was enjoying himself very much, and he started to cum, then he remembered there was a nuclear weapon in the room, and that brought him down nicely. The vulpix was certainly no amatuer. She could actually tighten her cunt, squeezing his cock till he was about to cum, then the nuclear missile ran through his mind, and they kept on going. After an hour of good, hard, scary sex, Ash finally came, spraying the inside of her cunt with his cum. the vulpix came at the same time, blowing a stream of fire across the room. Ash: Damn, that was good! Vulpix: Vulpix! (switching back to however the hell I was writing this story before) The Scene: The Bridge Charmander: Sir, we're in viewing range of the surface. Pikachu: Great, let's see. (a few hundred women appear on the viewscreen, lots of them fucking) ~ Alex: Hey Luna, that reminds me, are you interested in making money over the net? All I need is you, Jess, and a video camera.... Luna: Just stop talking now....... Alex: But people pay lots to see lez......... Luna: I SAID SHUT UP! Alex: But... ::Luna picks up Alex and throws him across the room:: Luna: Damn hentai! ~ Pikachu: Cool! Angorian sluts! (runs to the elevator) ~ Johnny: Whoa momma! Sluts! I gotta get me a job in one of these here lemony thingies. ~ Brock: Where the fuck are you going? Pikachu: To the surface, of course! I'm gonna fuck like it's 9999!!! The Scene: Level 14, The Abra room (Sailor Moon is conversing with the Taco Bell dog, and Abra and Misty are fucking in the corner) Pikachu: Wow! Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon: Oh, how cute! A little mouse! Pikachu: I may be little, but I can fuck the shit out of you! Sailor Moon: Huh? Pikachu: Hey, Abra, it's Sailor Moon! (Abra looks up at Sailor Moon, still fucking Misty) Abra: Cool. But there's something better than Sailor Moon. Pikachu: What's that? ~ Jimmy: Sailor Mercury. Alex: Sailor Jupiter. Luna: Tuxedo Mask. Johnny: Angorian sluts. Icy: Inflatable Sailor Moon! ~ Abra: Sailor Moon's pussy! Pikachu: Damn straight! Sailor Moon: What the hell?! I'm getting out of here! (runs away) Pikachu: (chases Sailor Moon) Come back here, bitch! I'm gonna stuff those meatballs up your ass and fuck you all night long!!! (he catches up with her, rips her panties off and starts fucking her) Abra: Hey, captain, didn't you come down here for something else? Pikachu: (stops fucking for a second) Yeah, right! Angorian sluts! Take me down to the planet! Abra: Sorry, I'm busy! There should be another Abra somewhere here. Taco Bell Dog: Yo queiro Sailor Moon's pussy! ~ Luna: Yay, the dog is back!