kay, here it is in text format. You can just copy and paste it to wherever you want. *** Anyway, Part 4!: Ok, just finished part 1, IÕm workinÕ overtime tryinÕ to catch up with the series; IÕve seriously been busy (Lazy), homework Ôn stuff (Video games), and keeping myself sane (JerkinÕ off) ^_^. N-E-Wayz, here goes nothinÕ. As always, the Cast: Alex & Luna - Lunar: TSSSC Ash & Pikachu - Pokemon Cartman - South Park Mike - MST3K Bill Clinton - MonicaÕs pimp ^_^ Icy - Icy Lock from AGNPH Jimmy Kimmel - Win Ben SteinÕs Money / The Man Show Johnny Bravo - Self-titled show The Powerpuff Girls {PP Girls} - Another self titled show Shadow - Original writer of the PokŽtreck series; Shadow from AGNPH PokŽmon: The Next Pikachu! Part 4: The Captive Captian; Fucked up follies. {Lunar Knight}: So, you all ready for another lemon? Ash: Yea, I guess. Alex: Not like we have a choice, but hey, IÕm not complaining about free porn. ::Luna smacks Alex in the back of the head:: {Lunar Knight}: Hey whereÕs Cartman? ::Cartman walks in:: Catman: Hey, I had the weirdest dream; I was in a hotel with Dennis Rodman and Ru Paul and they spanked me like a little red-headed step child. ::Everyone snickers:: Cartman: What? {Lunar Knight}:Anyway.....todayÕs crew is: PP Girls, Johnny, Alex, Luna, Icy, and Bill; the rest of you get sluts. Cartman: Sweet! Alex: Hey, I want a slut :: A Paras, Exeggute, and Grimer walk into the room:: Alex: Nevermind. Cartman: Weak! Jimmy: And how the hell do I fuck that? ::Ash runs up and starts screwing Grimer:: {Lunar Knight}: Enough with this.... *** Bicycle horn rings *** Luna: Um..... what was that? {Lunar Knight}: Sorry, the normal lemon sign got hit by lightning. Luna: Oh, well then.... Lemon Sign! ~ PokŽmon: The Next Pikachu! Last episode, Ash fucked his vulpix for the first time ~ PP girls: Vulpix are cute. ~ on top of a nuclear weapon (the fetish of the future!) ~ PP girls: Nukes are cute! ~ The Taco Bell dog and Sailor Moon visited, and got fucked respectively. Misty and Abra fucked for the first time, and Pikachu went down to a planet full of Angorian sluts, which was also in the possession of Team Rocket. Now Team Rocket is demanding the Rapidash turn over all their Vulpix in exchange for Pikachu's safe return. However, Bob, Ash, and Abra have gone down to the planet in an attempt to rescue their captain from the clutches of beautiful, horny, voluptuous...wait a minute, why the fuck are they even bothering? Today's guest star is Evan from AGNPH as the lemon salesman! (I just hope Evan will forgive me for this...) ~ {Lunar Knight}: No he wonÕt, you will forever be hated by Evan and everyone on AGNPH. Shadow: What! Are you serious!? {Lunar Knight}: Yea, sure.....*Coughdumbasscough* ~ Episode IV: The Captive Captain, Part II PokŽdate: 30603.01 ~ Icy: Will someone PLEASE translate this pokŽdate shit? ItÕs worse than this metric bullshit everyone is tossing around! ~ Location: Angorian Prime The Scene: The Surface (The whole surface is one big desert, with a large mountain in the distance. Ash, Bob, and Abra are walking toward the mountain.) ~ Alex: Knowing lemons, the mountain is probably in the shape of a tit, ahhhh tits..... Luna: Damnit Alex! Is porn all you think about? Alex: What do you think? ::Luna sees something in AlexÕs pocket and takes it; ItÕs LunaÕs Bromide X!:: Luna: You asshole! ::Luna rips it up:: Alex: Hey Ramus charged me half a million silver for that!!!!!!!!!! Luna: So Ramus gave this to you, after I kill you, IÕm going to kill him twice!!!!! Alex: Whoa, Shit! Johnny: WhatÕs with those two? Icy: They are in love. Johnny: Uh... sure kid. ~ Abra: Man, this sucks! I didn't know I'd have to be walking through a fucking desert! Bob: Then you should've teleported us closer to the captain! Abra: I told you, there was a sensor net around the mountain! This is the minimum safe distance we could've arrived at. Ash: Then stop bitching about it, shithead! Abra: What's with you? Ash: YOU'RE FUCKING MY WOMAN! Abra: Hey, she's mine, now! Besides, you have a vulpix to fuck. Ash: Yeah, but she...looks at me. ~ Icy: Oh my god! The whole fucking world is gonna end because Vulpix ÔlooksÕ at Ash during sex! Bill: What, Ash and Vulpix are gonna end the world? Better send some NATO bombers and hit every residential area in their vicinity. Icy/{Lunar Knight}: NO NO NO!!!! ThatÕs ok, no need for that. ~ Bob: I told you, you should fuck her on... Abra: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR WEIRD FETISHES! Bob: Fucking on a nuclear weapon works! ~ PPG: I think IÕll fuck on a nuke. PPG: Nobody wants to fuck a kindergartner. ::Ash pops in:: Ash: Someone need a fuck!? PPG: Ye...... PPG: DonÕt even try it. Ash: Damn! ::Ash leaves:: ~ Ash: (glances at the nuclear missile on his shoulder) Please don't mention nukes right now... (They basically argue about that for the next three hours, then, in the middle of the desert, they come across a street vendor...selling lemons) Ash: What the hell? Evan: (with an indian accent) Buy my lemons? Bob: Uh, no thanks. Do you know how far it is to that mountain? Evan: About three more miles. Buy my lemons? Abra: NO THANKS, sir. Thanks for the info. (they walk off) Evan: Buy my lemons? Ash: NO WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING LEMONS!!! Bob: Harsh! Evan: You not want to buy my lemons...not buying my lemons makes Evan very unhappy... Abra: Sorry, we just aren't in the mood for lemons. Evan: (starts throwing lemons, screaming) BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! BUY THEM! ~ ::Suddenly Evan bursts in:: Evan: Buy my lemons!? Johnny: Ah, no thanks kid, weÕre in the middle of one right now. Evan: BUY MY LEMONS!! Icy: Ok, IÕll take one. Evan: Yay! Someone buys a lemon! ::Evan hands Icy a small piece of paper and Icy pays Evan $20:: Icy: Hey! This paper is blank! ::Evan is nowhere to be seen:: ~ (All three run away screaming. And that was Evan's guest starring role! I'd just like to deeply and profoundly apologize to him right now. Of course, he might just kill me for making his part so small.) The Scene: The Infirmary of the Rapidash (The Taco Bell dog is laying on one of the beds, and Dr. Applby is checking his vital signs and shit.) Taco Bell Dog: (weakly) Yo queiro pussy... Dr. Applby: Sorry, that's what got you in here in the first place. (pulls out a picture) Now, watch the tits! Taco Bell Dog: YO QUEIRO TITS!!!! ~ ::Suddenly Alex appears:: Alex: TITS!!!!!!!!!! Luna: Got ya now! ::Luna throws Alex thrugh the screen. {Lunar Knight}: AHHHH!!!!! You asshole, now how are we gonna finish MSTing the lemon?!?! Luna: Oh, sorry..... {Lunar Knight}: Damn, now I gotta fix it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ::Still working:: . . . . . . . . . . . ::Almost done:: . . . . . . . . . Bill: When can we get back to the pornographic content? . . . . . . . . . Johnny: How long is this gonna take? . . . . . . {Lunar Knight}:Finally done! Now back to your regularly scheduled porn. ~ The Scene: The Surface (Ash, Bob, and Abra are all standing outside the entrance to a cave) Ash: Holy shit, there's like, a million of them! Bob: No, just a few dozen. Look, don't worry, we have a nuclear weapon. They won't shoot us. Abra: Well, hell, I'm not getting any more involved in this than I have to. I'm going around the mountain where I'll be safe. If you two want to get back to the ship, you can find me over there. (Points to a rock formation to the west.) Bob: Okay, take care. Abra: Whatever. (walks away) (Ash and Bob walk into the cave, and everybody immediately points their guns at them.) Rocket: Surrender, or die by anal rape! ~ ::Icy Johnny Alex and Bill shoot their hands into the air as if surrendering:: Luna: You arenÕt in the lemon, dumbasses. Icy: Can never be too careful. ~ Ash: (to Bob) That doesn't sound too pleasant... Bob: They're bluffing! They're all straight. Except maybe that guy in the pink uniform... ~ {Lunar Knight}: Hey, James is in this one! ~ (to Rockets) Okay, drop 'em! Rocket: Huh? Bob: You guys may have guns and shit, but we have a nuclear weapon! (pats the nuke) So drop your fucking guns! (All the Rockets drop their weapons, then kick them over to Bob.) Bob: Good. Ash, go dispose of their weapons. Ash: (whispering) How the fuck do I do that? Bob: Go to the back. They should have a disintegration unit there. Ash: O...kay. (Ash collects the weapons and carries them across the room) Bob: Okay, let's all just sit down and be quiet. You! (points to one of the guys) Where's the captain? Rocket: In the back. He's...enjoying himself. (a female Kangaskhan walks in, carrying Pikachu) Kangaskhan: He just stopped, boss. Rocket: Finally! Ash: What the hell are you talking about? Rocket: Your captain just wore out all forty of our Angorian sluts! ~ Johnny: 40 SLUTS! I REALLY NEED TO DO ONE OF THESE LEMONY JOB THINGIES!! ~ Bob: Whoa, nice job, Captain! Rocket: (takes Pikachu) This is what you came for, huh? Well, fuck you! (pulls a gun, and points it at Pikachu's head) Ash: What the fuck?! Rocket: Looks like we have the upper hand again! Give up your sluts, or else! Bob: I don't think so! (pulls out a remote control) Put the captain down, or I blow this thing! Rocket: You're bluffing! Bob: Am I? (starts punching buttons) Rocket: Okay, okay, stop pressing the fucking buttons! The Scene: Infirmary Taco Bell Dog: (while on life support) Yo queiro pussy... Dr. Applby: Dammit, stop asking for pussy! You can't fuck anymore, dipshit! You don't even have a fucking dick! Taco Bell Dog: Yo queiro Misty's pussy... (tries to lick the tits) Dr. Applby: Stop watching...wait...stop licking the tits! ~ Alex: M..u...s...t h...a...v...e t....i....t....s. Luna: Damnit Alex, do I have to pull off my top to get your attention? Alex: Will you? Luna: NO! ~ (Misty walks in) Misty: So, how is he? Dr. Applby: Well, he's three seconds from fucking divine pussy, so... Taco Bell Dog: (to Misty) Yo queiro bitch... Misty: DAMMIT, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!! (pulls out a hatchet) Dr. Applby: WAIT, STOP!!! (takes the hatchet from her) Okay, beating the shit out of him is fine, but killing him is a little extreme. Just let him die in peace. Misty: Fine... ~ Luna: Phew, wouldnÕt want to have my favorite Taco Bell icon die. Icy: WHY CANÕT YOU JUST DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!?????? ~ The Scene: The inside of the cave, two hours later. (Ash and Bob are standing by the nuclear weapon, and Pikachu is still asleep with a gun to his head.) Ash: Wasn't that a little risky, punching in the codes? Suppose he called your bluff? Bob: That's no problem. It doesn't work. (incredibly stunned silence) Ash: (forced whisper) YOU MEAN THAT FUCKING NUKE DOESN'T EVEN WORK?!? Bob: No, just the remote. I can still set the timer on the bomb itself. (silence) Hey, I've got an idea! Ash: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what the hell? What's your idea? Bob: Okay, if we time this just right, we can grab the captain, set off this nuke, kill those Rockets, and get out of here alive. Ash: And just how the fuck are we gonna do that? Bob: Well, first, you go fuck that Kangaskhan! ~ Alex: Um.......er..... PP girls: What? Johnny: Huh? Icy: Even I wouldnÕt do that! Bill: Nice plan. ~ (slightly stunned silence) Ash: What? Bob: You go fuck that Kangaskhan! Ash: Dude, how do you fuck a Kangaskhan?!?!?! Bob: Very carefully. Ash: Funny. Seriously, how do I fuck her? I can't even see her pussy! Bob: Just aim between her legs. Look, once you start fucking her, you'll distract the Rockets, then I'll slip away, grab the captain and set the timer on the nuke, then we go back to Abra, he teleports us back, and we win! Ash: You do know this half-assed plan will probably get us killed? Bob: Yeah, but I've been waiting for a month to use this thing! ~ {Lunar Knight}: A month since STEALING IT FROM ME!!!!!!!!! ~ Ash: Fine...(under his breath) Damn nutcase...gonna get me killed... The Scene: Infirmary (The Taco Bell dog is pitifully clinging to life support, and trying to get up so he can fuck Misty.) Taco Bell Dog: Yo...queiro...pussy... (the EKG flatlines) Dr. Applby: Damn... (suddenly, the Taco Bell dog leaps up, sprouts another dick, and jumps at Misty, hard and ready) ~ Icy: Only in the movies Bill: This is a lemon. Icy: Hey, then how the hell did he do that? ~ Misty: THAT'S IT!!! NOW YOU DIE FOR REAL!!! (pulls out a really, really big mallet, then smacks the dog till he's literally as flat as a pancake. The EKG moniter flatlines, and it fucking stays flatlined.) ~ Icy/Alex: YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Luna: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ~ Dr. Applby: I lose more patients that way... (okay, I realize that scene was completely and totally impossible in any time-period, but this is fiction, so don't focus on the impossible) The Scene: The Inside of the Cave Bob: Ready? Ash: (unenthusiastically) Ready... ~ Johnny : You know, they said these pokŽmon thingies were good for sex....maybe..... ::Johnny jumps in the lemon and starts fucking Kangaskahn:: PPG: Hey! Johnny is in trouble, weÕd better help! :: The girls fly in and fight the Kangaskahn, who eventually bites their heads off:: {Lunar Knight}: O well, maybe the next request...... ~ (switching to narrative mode) Ash quickly ripped off his pants, jerked off till he was hard, ran across the room and stuck his dick in between the kangaskhan's legs. He poked around for a few moments, then, just as the Rockets were recovering from the shock, he found a hole, and thrust inside it. He wasn't even sure what he was fucking, he just kept fucking it. Then again, based on the tiny squeals of pain from the kangaskhan, he guessed that he had found her asshole. Then again, she might just be a virgin...or not. Somewhere deep in the caves, Bob ran down a mineshaft with his nuke strapped to his back. After he was sure the Rockets wouldn't have enough time to find the nuke and disable it, he set it down on a rock, punched in the activation codes, then ran back out to the entrance. Back at the entrance, Ash was not having a good time, to say the least. He kept on pounding the kangaskhan for all he was worth, but the huge pokŽmon had started pounding on his head. Not only that, but all the Rockets were laughing at him for some reason he couldn't understand. He couldn't even cum because of the pain in his head. Finally, mercifully, Bob ran into the room screaming at the top of his lungs, which distracted the Rockets into staring at him and not at Ash. Ash took the opportunity to get the hell away from the Kangaskhan, then snatched Pikachu from one of the Rockets, then they both ran out of the cave. Unfortunately, Ash neglected to put his pants back on. The Scene: Ten-Forward (borrowed from you-know-where) (There's a casket in the middle of the room and a lot of people around the casket.) Dr. Applby: We are gathered here to mourn the loss of one of our crew, the name of which was known only as 'The Taco Bell Dog.' We will deeply miss this valued member of our community, ~ Icy: Yea right! BURN IN HELL DOG!!!!!! ~ and I'm sure Misty feels really, *really* sorry for killing him. (hint, hint) In accordance with crewman Dog's last wishes, I will now play an audio recording that will continue playing for as long as this coffin is intact. (presses a button) Taco Bell Dog's Voice: Yo queiro bitch!!! Misty: (absolutely screaming her head off) DAMMIT, THAT'S IT!!! (pulls out the biggest mallet ever, and proceeds to destroy the coffin and smash the audio player) Taco Bell Dog's Voice: (distorted) Whoa......what a rush....... Dr. Applby: Geez, you can't even let him rest in peace? Misty: (sort of sorry) Well, if he didn't call me a bitch... (Okay, I think I've just milked the last bit of comedy out of this doomed idea...no more smashing the Taco Bell dog...unless requested, of course!) ~ Alex: IÕm not saying I want him back, but if he comes back, KILL HIM AGAIN! Luna: You are so mean. ~ The Scene: Outside the cave (Ash and Bob are running toward Abra, screaming their lungs out, and Ash still has a hard-on and no pants. Needless to say, Abra's getting a little frightened.) Abra: (screaming) Aaahhh! (Ash and Bob finally reach his position) Ash: What? Abra: Nothing...I thought you were coming on to me...or maybe trying to cum ON me... (very bad joke, I know) Ash: (looks down) Huh? What the?!?! WHERE'S MY PANTS?!?!?! Bob: You left them back in the cave. Look, don't worry about that, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW!!! Abra: Okay, grab my arm! They all teleport back to the ship, then a few seconds later, the nuke goes off, leveling the mountain, blowing sand everywhere, and just missing the lemon salesman. (Evan lives on!!!) The Scene: The Bridge of the Rapidash (Pikachu is back in his chair, Ash still has a hard-on and no pants, Misty is starring at his hard-on, and Admiral Mewtwo is on the viewscreen.) Mewtwo: Hey, guys, how's the...(sees Ash) Jesus, what the fuck is that kid doing with no pants on?!?! Ash: (tries to cover his dick with his hands) Sorry, sir, I seem to have misplaced my pants. Mewtwo: And your hormones! Look, while you're on that ship, could you please refrain from running around naked with a hard-on? You could put somebody's eye out! Misty: (horny and eager) Yeah.... Ash: Hey, Misty, want to try this on for size? Misty: Ash Ketchum, you're disgusting! (looks at Abra) Would that be okay? Abra: (totally uninterested) Whatever. (Misty and Ash start fucking, and Mewtwo and Pikachu cheer them on. He cums after a few minutes, then Misty goes back to Abra, and they start fucking) ~ Bill: This sounds like a day in my oral.....er. oval offace. ~ Mewtwo: Okay, great, now all we need to do is get Charmander laid. Charmander: With all due respect, sir, I'd prefer to keep my mind on my job. Mewtwo: Okay, whatever. By the way, I'm sending a package to the ship through Fedex, so it should reach you in about...eight days. Oh, and don't open it! (grins an ominous grin, then the viewscreen goes black) Pikachu: Okay, everybody into the conference room, and I'll tell them what happened on that planet! Machoke: Machoke, machoke? Pikachu: Because I was surrounded by forty Angorian sluts, that's why! (everyone races into the conference room, and Abra and Misty roll in, *still* fucking) Ash: Damn it, I'm still hard! (Ash jerks off all over the bridge, and Charmander just looks at him in contempt, and keeps on doing his job.) The Scene: Bob's quarters Bob: Damn, I wish we didn't have to use that nuke... (pulls something out of his closet) Good thing I have a spare! ~ {Lunar Knight}: Grrrrrr...... I will have my revenge! ~ End Credits Rolling! On the next PokŽmon: The Next Pikachu! Abra falls asleep, possibly for good! Misty and Ash may get back together! ~ {Lunar Knight}: NOOOO!!!!! Misty must fuck more pokemon. ~ Brock returns! (in case you didn't notice, Brock wasn't in this episode at all) Charmander gets laid! (FINALLY!!!) All this and more, on the next episode of: PokŽmon: The Next Pikachu! The Master of Eternal Darkness, Shadow ~~~~~~End Lemon Here~~~~~~~ {Lunar Knight}: Well, another day down. Alex: So now what? {Shadow}: Hey, youÕre all invited to a party with the crew of the UPS Rapidash! Icy: Yay! Alex: I can get Dr. ApplbyÕs tits! {Lunar Knight}: Well then.... looks like weÕll be busy until the next MST. {Shadow}: Hey, forgetting something? Icy: Do de do de do.... {Lunar Knight}: What? Icy: Do de do de do.... {Shadow}: Do I have to do everything for you? ::Darkness envelops Icy, and when it clears all that is left are his bleached bones:: {Lunar Knight}: Oh yea! Thanks alot. Well, looks like weÕre done for today. -The End- And now, introducing the Kill Icy Contest! Send me your ideas on how to kill Icy! You will recieve full credit and you can be the one to kill him if itÕs what you want! Just E-mail me at LunarKngtX@aol.com Why do I do things like this? Because IÕm an asshole!