Well, here it is... after a long time......

Well, Its been about a month since my lazy ass has writen one of these,
but I guess the time has come.....

        Pokefucked VI: When random guest stars attack! (Tonight at 10 on FOX)

Monotone Narrator:And our story begins as....
<Narrator is interrupted by Luna chasing Ash with the Sword of Althena>
Luna: DAMNIT ASH! DIE!!!!!
Ash: Ahhhh, what a haul what a haul!
Narrator: Damnit, nobody fucks with a narrator!
<Narrator grows 2 foot fangs and starts frothing at the mouth>
Ash: Ahhhhh!
Luna: What in the living fuck........
<Alex comes from out of nowhere and jumps on its back, rips out one of 
its fangs, and impales it with the fang>
Alex: Well, this is gonna be a lovely day...
Luna: Um, yea.... ::Points at Ash:: Now tell that little creep to give 
me back my panties!
<Ash walks in>
Ash: Hey whatÕs goinÕ on?
Luna: Huh?....
Ash with LunaÕs panties: HAHA, IÕm still the best! ::Pulls off mask, to reveal 
that heÕs really just a dirty old man::
<Suddenly Ranma bursts in>
Ranma: Damnit Happosai, IÕm gonna kick your ass!
Happosai: I donÕt think so Ranma, my boy! 
<Suddenly Ranma and happosai grow 2 foot fangs and start frothing at the mouth>
Luna: Damnit! Not again!
Ash: What in the hell is happening?
{Lunar Knight}: ThatÕs what IÕd like to know.... 

::Suddenly cages appear around the deformed guest stars::

Luna: Good, youÕre finally back.
Alex: Yea, we had to eat Icy yesterday; he should be back
in....5....4...3...2....1..
<Icy appears>
Icy: Hi everybody!
{Lunar Knight}: Um, yea. Anyway.... any idea of what is happening to everyone?
Luna: Nope.
{Lunar Knight}: Then just start the damn MST! Luna, Icy, Ash, Alex, you do the
MST. 
                IÕm gonna figure out what the hell this mutation shit is.
~

Here we go, the next episode of Pokˇmon:  The Next Pikachu!  Now, this
particular episode is a flashback to six days ago, when the Rapidash
had that wild party that everybody kept talking about last episode.
Keep in mind that everything that happens here happened before what 
happened in the last episode, but after the last-last episode, but...
DAMN IT, I HATE WRITING THIS TEMPORAL SHIT!!!  [switches to decaf]
Just check the Pokˇdate on this episode to figure out when this episode
takes place.  By the way, I said in last episode that this one would be
about that party that took place nine days ago, but I miscounted, and 
it's actually six days (like any of you really care.) 

~
Alex: Think thatÕll be good enough for a case of false advertizing?
Icy: Get Evan and Judy on the line!
<Evan and Judy appear, and grow 2 foot fangs and st...> <Caged!> 
{Lunar Knight}: Damnit, two more fucking mutations. IÕll take those.
<Cages and mutants dissappear>
{Lunar Knight}: By the way, see that new door over there? NEVER GO IN!
                IT TAKES YOU INSIDE THE LEMON!
Alex <Thinking to himself>: Hmmmm.... if I can go in the lemon, I can get
Dr.ApplbyÕs tits!
<A lightbulb flashes over AlexÕs head>
{Lunar Knight}: Alex, donÕt even think about it........
~
 Okay, without 
further ado, this episode!!!


Today's guest stars are Alex and Luna from Lunar: TSS,
~
Alex:......................<Grin>.....................
Luna:...........................???
~
 the Animaniacs,Lunar Knight,
~
<Lunar Knight runs by chasing a bunny with 2 foot fangs that is frothing at the
mouth>
Lunar Knight: IÕm in this? 
<Evil Bunny Caged!>
Lunar Kinight: O well, bye!  <Dissappears>
~
 Yanni, Meowth, Maliduna, and Bill Clinton!

(By the way, I blew the whole budget for this episode on guest stars,
so don't blame me if the special effects suck.)



Episode VI:  One Wild Party

Pokˇdate:  30614.01

Location:  Somewhere, I don't know

The Scene:  The Bridge

(everybody's basically doing their jobs, Bob is asleep, and Brock
is huddled in a corner with a picture of tits.)

Brock:  I wish I could get laid...
~
Ash: Never! Read the AGNPH handbook, Section 15, Article 5.
~
Pikachu:  Yeah?  And just who would fuck a bitch like you?
Brock: (screaming) STOP CALLING ME A BITCH!!!
~
Ash / Icy <Singing> Weeeeeeellllllllll...... Brock is a bitch, a big fat 
bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, heÕs a stupid bitch if 
there ever was a bitch, heÕs a bitch to all the boys and girls! <Come on 
you know the words> On Monday heÕs a bitch, on Tuesday heÕs a bitch, on 
Wednesday and Saturday heÕs a bitch, on Sunday not too much difference, 
heÕs a super King Kameah Meah beaotch.  Have you ever met my friend Brock, 
heÕs a big olÕ bitch, and he never opens his eyes, heÕs a big, big, big, 
big, big, big bitch.  Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, bitch.  And heÕs 
a stupid bitch. Brock is a bitch, and heÕs just a stupid bitch. 
BROCK IS A BITCH-AH!
Luna / Alex: What was that?
~
Pikachu:  Hey, you're lucky I keep you on this ship, bitch!  You don't
          get laid, and you can't help run it, so you're fucking 
          useless!
Brock:  FUCK YOU!!!  (quieter)  I'm going to Ten-Forward.
Pikachu:  Damn horny weirdo fuckhead...

(Ash and Misty walk onto the bridge, and Brock walks off)

Ash:  Hey, is there some kind of party going on here?
Misty:  Yeah, we saw a bunch of people putting up decorations in Ten-
        Forward.
Charmander:  Didn't anyone tell you?  We're having the annual party in 
                honor of the first launching of the U.P.S. Rapidash.
Ash:  Really?  A party?  Is it going to be formal?
Pikachu:  Fuck formal, you could show up with a hard-on and no pants
          (remember?) 
~
Ash: Hell yea! :: Pulls down pants, revealing a hard on>
Luna: Damnit, in the lemon, not here!
<Misty appears>
Misty: Oh, Ash. You know IÕve always loved you.
Ash: Yea, sure.
Misty: How about a blow job?
Ash: Hell yeah!
<Misty is about to suck AshÕs dick when suddenly, she grows 2 foot long 
fangs and starts to fr...> <Caged!>
{Lunar Knight}: Damnit, no fucking mutants are gonna take over my Labyrinth!
Ash: Damn, no blowjob! ::Looks at Luna::
Luna: DonÕt even think about it, you horny asshole!
~
and still get in!  There's gonna be fucking in
          every corner, and everybody's invited!
Misty:  Excellent!

The Scene:  Ten-Forward

(Everybody is getting ready for the party when Brock walks in and 
starts wandering around.  Suddenly, another Brock walks in through the
other entrance.  Until there's only one Brock left, the one from the
past will be refered to as Brock #1 and the one from the future as 
Brock #2.  Trust me, it'll be confusing as hell!)

Brock #1:  What the hell?!?!?!?!
Brock #2:  Huh?  Damn it, Bob must have sent me back here!
Brock #1:  Wha...what...huh?
Brock #2:  Hey, come with me, and I'll explain everything, okay?
Brock #1:  O...kay...

(they both walk out, and everyone keeps on working on the decorations)

The Scene:  Level 9, area 14b

Brock #2:  Okay, here's what happened:  Bob offered me a chance to go
                back to Earth, but I wanted to go back to the Earth in
                the past so I could continue being a pokˇmon breeder.
                Bob used some kind of time machine to send me back, but
                unfortunately, he fouled it up somehow and sent me 
                here.  Anyway, I have a plan to make all of this right
                again.
Brock #1:  Yeah?  What?
Brock #2:  I'll kill you and take your place.
Brock #1:  What?!?!?!
Brock #2:  Hey, don't worry, you wouldn't have gotten laid between now
                and the future, anyway.  However, I might have better
                luck, since I already know what happened at that party.
                Anyway, see you in hell, you wanna-be jerk-off!

(Brock #2 throws Brock #1 into an airlock, then presses a few buttons, 
then Brock #1 [this is getting irritating, isn't it?] gets sucked out
into space, gasps for breath, then asphyxiates. [bet you can't spell 
that]  Then Brock #2 walks away as calmly as possible.)
~
{Lunar Knight}: Ok, #1- If Brock #2 kills Brock #1, then Brock #1 canÕt 
live to go back in time and kill himself, and if he canÕt kill himself, 
then he can live to kill....oh fuck it. And #2 -   A-S-P-H-Y-X-I-A-T-E-S.
{Shadow}: Smart ass.
<Suddenly, Shadow grows....> <Caged!> 
{Lunar Knight}: Damn it, another one.
~
The Scene:  Ten-Forward, three hours later

(The party is in full-swing, and everybody's there.  Misty and Abra are
fucking, Bob is showing off his nuclear weapon to a couple human women,
Ash is sitting on a couch with his Vulpix, nervously looking at her, 
Pikachu is sitting at the bar with three female Pikachus, and Dr. Applby
is standing at the entrance, showing people his pictures of tits.)
~
Alex: Heh.... hereÕs my chance <Walks into door>
~
Misty:  Damn, this is a great party!
Abra:  Hey, can you excuse me for a few minutes?
Misty:  Huh?  Why?
Abra:  I just need to get something to stay awake.

(Abra gets up and walks away, and Misty starts fingering herself.  
Suddenly, there's a flash of light, and Alex appears near the entrance.)

Alex:  Hey, what the hell?  Oh, shit, I'm in the lemon!!!
~
Luna <Pissed>: !$#$#@%$#%$^%&^*^&*#$^&$^&$0! (You know that if itÕs 
censored on AGNPH, its gotta be really bad........)
<Luna Storms into door>
~
Ash:  (overhears him)  Huh?  What lemon?
Alex:  Ash?!?!?!  This is fucking confusing!  Hey, wait a minute, 
        where's Dr. Applby?
Ash:  He's over there, why?  Wait a minute, who the hell are you?!

(Alex runs over to Doc Applby and grabs his coat)

Alex:  Dammit, doc, I've gotta have some tits!!  Give me a picture, 
        a video, a saline bag, anything!
Dr. Applby:  Yeah, sure, hold on.  (under his breath)  Damn horny kids.

(Suddenly, the Animaniacs run into Ten-Forward and grab all of the 
doctor's pictures.)

Yakko:  Thanks, doc!
Wakko:  We won't get them too dirty!
Dot:  Why don't you guys ever look at my tits?
Yakko:  Because you don't have any!
Dr. Applby:  Damn it, you kids give me back my fucking pictures!
Alex: (runs after them)  Come on, let me look at the tits!!!

(another flash of light, and Luna appears, holding the Sword of Althena,
then walks over to Pikachu)

Luna:  Hey, have you seen Alex anywhere?
Pikachu:  Whoa, it's a bitch with a sword!!
Luna:  (holding the sword above her head)  WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!?!?
~
Icy / Alex <singing>: Weeeeelllllll Luna is a b....
Luna <from inside lemon>: DONÕT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Icy / Alex: Shit!
~
Pikachu:  (in fear for his very life)  Nothing, ma'am.......
Luna:  Now, where's Alex?!
Pikachu:  I think I saw him chasing the Animaniacs.  (Alex runs by)
                Yep, there he goes.
Luna:  (chases Alex)  Damn it, Alex, get back here!!!

(Brock walks in)

Brock:  Well, everything looks normal...(Alex and Luna run by)  Okay, 
        that wasn't normal...
~
Ash: Obviosly he hasnÕt been around here....
~
(a Vulpix walks up to him)
Vulpix:  Vulpix, vulpix!
Brock:  YES!!!  PUSSY!!!

(grabs the vulpix and starts fucking her)

Pikachu:  Finally, that stupid fuck's getting laid!
~
Ash: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5!

Icy: Shut the fucking hell up already.

Ash: Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, 
Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5, Section 15, Article 5!!!

Icy: ThatÕs it, MAGMAR!!

<Magmar walks in>

Ash: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!  The Magmar from the ŌWhite ZoneÕ!

<Magmar grows 2.......> <Caged!>

{Lunar Knight}: This is really fucking annoying!

~

(Abra walks back to Misty and they start fucking)

Misty:  Where the hell were you?!  I've had to get myself off for the
        first time since I got here!
Abra:  Sorry, these parties usually last for a while, and I just took
        a couple of pills to help me stay awake.
Misty:  Drugs?
Abra:  No, not drugs.  They're Dr. Applby perscribed. 
~
Icy: Who said Dr.Applby doesnÕt perscribe drugs?
~
 Take two with a
        pair of tits and call him in the morning.  (suddenly) Es queiro
        por a vagina as’ injusto?  (is want for a pussy so wrong?)
Misty:  Huh?  WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING SPANISH?!?!

(By the way, I'm pretty sure I got a few words wrong, since, like
english, spanish words have more than one meaning.)

(the Taco Bell's Dog floats out of Abra's body)

~
Icy / Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Luna <From inside lemon>: YAY!
~
Misty:  HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
Taco Bell Dog's Spirit:  Hola, enojado perra! (hello, angry bitch!)
Misty:  STOP WITH THE FUCKING SPANISH!!! I CAN'T STAND IT!!!
Taco Bell Dog's Spirit:  If you can't take the spanish, then spread 
                        your legs, bitch!
Misty:  What the fuck!??!  That's it, you're gonna die!!!
Taco Bell Dog's Spirit:  Already dead, bitch!
Misty:  THEN I'M ABOUT TO PERFORM AN EXORCISM!!!

(Misty chases the ghost with a cross and holy water.  A delivery guy 
comes in with a big package and takes it to Pikachu)

Delivery Guy:  Yeah, I've got a package here for a Captain Pikachu from
                Admiral Mewtwo.
Pikachu:  Great!  I'll sign for it!

(signs for it, then the guy leaves)

Alex:  TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna:  (swings the sword around, slightly injuring some people)
~
Ash: Slightly? Either thatÕs an understatement, or she hasnÕt been 
     practicing her PMS-fu.
Luna <From lemon>: What!?
Ash: Nothing.....
~
  Alex, you get the fuck back here before I chop your dick off!

(Yakko and Wakko cum on the floor, then Alex and Luna slip on it)

Luna:  Eeww!!  Monkey kid cum!
Yakko:  It's full of protein!
Wakko:  And it's got wholesome fiber!
Dot:  Here, try some of mine!

(throws a bucket of juice on Alex and Luna)

Alex:  Dammit, I just want some tits!!!
Luna:  Alex, if you don't knock it off, I'm gonna...
Yakko:  Suck him off?
Wakko:  Tie him up?
Dot:  Make him listen to Yanni?
Yanni:  Concert time?
Animaniacs:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (they smash him with mallets)
~
<Lunar Knight walks by with a few cages full of mutants>
Lunar Knight: Huh. Damn that Alex!
<Runs into door, and cages dissappear>
~

(they run off, and Lunar Knight appears and drags Alex and Luna 
out of the room)

Lunar Knight:  Damn it, you guys are supposed to be MSTing this thing,
                not guest-starring in it!
Alex:  Hey, blame Shadow!  He's the one that put us here!
Lunar Knight:  (muttering) Damn fucking lemon writers...can't leave my
                fucking MST cast alone...
(the Animaniacs run over to them)

Yakko:  Hey kid, you want some tits?
Alex:  TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakko:  Here you go! (hands him a picture)
Alex:  Couldn't you at least clean the cum off it?!

(they leave, Alex cleans off the picture and 
Luna beats the shit out of him.)

~
Lunar Knight: Now, did we learn a lesson today?
Alex: Animaniac cum is high in fiber and protein?
Lunar Knight: Nevermind......
~
Pikachu:  Hey, didn't the admiral tell us not to open this box?
Female Pikachu:  Pika, pi.
Pikachu:  Yep, he did say that, but he wouldn't have delivered it now
          if he didn't want us to open it!  (runs to the box and 
          crashes into it, causing it to open)  Cool!  Wonder what's
          inside!
(Two Eevees jump out and start licking each other)

Pikachu:  YES!!!  LEZBO EEVEES!!!

(Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny pop out and start fucking each other)

All:  (do you, uh,)  YAHOO!  (and that was my lame impression of the
                                Yahoo! commercials.)

Brock:  All my life, I've dreamed of this moment...(blows his load in
        the vulpix)  WAHOO!  I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!! (One of the
        Eevees walks up to him and rubs up against him)  YES!!!  MORE
        PUSSY TO FUCK!!!  (starts fucking the Eevee)
Pikachu:  Hey, the bitch is on a roll!  (turns to Jenny)  Come on, 
          officer, you can teach me the difference between right and 
          wrong!  (Pikachu and Jenny duck under a table, and Bob starts
          a three-way between him and the human women.)
Bob:  Damn it, this is the best party in the universe!!!
Pikachu:  Damn straight!

(Misty traps the Taco Bell dog's spirit in a corner)

Misty:  That's as far as you go, you fucking rodent!
Taco Bell Dog's Spirit:  Nope, that's as far as I go without fucking 
                         you! (jumps Misty and starts fucking her)
Misty:  Get the fuck out of my cunt, you fucking ghost!!!
Joy:  Are you getting raped by a ghost, dear?
Misty:  Nurse Joy?!?!?!  Yes, I'm getting raped!  Get this fuckhead off
        me!
Joy:  Sorry, I'm horny too, you little cunt.  (starts licking Misty)
Misty:  Damn it!

(Abra wakes up, then goes straight to the bar)

Abra:  Give me every kind of alchohol you got back there.
Meowth:  Okay, but if your head explodes, I'm not responsible.

Misty:  Damn it, that's fucking it!!!

(Misty beats the spiritual shit out of the Taco Bell dog, then she and
Nurse Joy start licking each other)

Pikachu:  Yes!!!  Finally, I get to see that cunt in action!

Ash:  (looks at his vulpix)  So...um...Ah, fuck it!  (starts fucking 
        her fast and hard)

(This pretty much continues for another hour, then Team Rocket bursts
in, carrying guns)

Rocket:  All right, hand over your sluts, and (sees Misty and Joy)
         Yes!  We hit the motherload!
Pikachu:  Get the fuck out of here, you stupid fucks!  This is a 
          private party!
Rocket:  Then why isn't there a bouncer at the door, huh!
Pikachu:  Hey, doc, these guys are trying to crash!
Dr. Applby:  Okay, relax...(takes out a picture)  Watch the tits!
~
Alex: TITS!
Luna: DidnÕt you get your own picture of tits before?
Alex: It had Animaniac cum on it.
<Suddenly, the animaniacs run in>
Yakko: Speaking of which....
Wakko: WeÕll be taking this ::Grabs AlexÕs picure of tits::
Alex: NOOOOO!!!!
<Suddenly the animaniacs grow 2 foot fan.....> <Caged!>
{Lunar Knight}: If I have to write ŌCagedÕ for one more fucking freak 
                of nature.......
<Barney walks in>   <Caged!>
{Lunar Knight}: DIE ASSHOLE!
<The cage starts to shrink>
Icy: But he wasnÕt a mutant....
{Lunar Knight}: So, heÕs still a freak.
Icy: Oh yea...
<Cage crushes Barney to death>
~
Rockets:  Ooooo....tits.....
Dr. Applby:  Now, keep watching the tits.  (walks out of the room with
                the tits, and the Rockets follow)

The Scene:  Level 9, area 14b

Dr. Applby:  Keep watching the tits.
Rockets:  Tits.......................(jerking off)
Dr. Applby:  Now....(throws the picture into the airlock) 
                Go get the tits!
Rockets:  (dives into the airlock after the tits)  TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dr. Applby moons them, then sends the Rockets into space and goes 
back to the party)

The Scene:  Ten-Forward

(Misty is torturing the dog's spirit by kicking it in the balls and 
fingering herself in front of him)

Misty:  You want this puss, huh?!  Well, you're not getting it!!!
Taco Bell Dog's Spirit:  Damn, bitch...
Misty:  (kicks him in the balls, hard)  You're gonna wish you were in
        Hell, you fucking...(kicks him again)

(Maliduna, sub-commander of Hell appears)

Maliduna:  Sorry, lady, I've got to take his spirit back to hell, 
                where he belongs.
Misty:  LIKE HELL YOU WILL! (takes out a mallet and chases Malidugna)
Maliduna:  AAAAAAHHH!!!  Christ, Malebolgia's better than this bitch!
Misty:  NO ONE CALLS ME A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~
Icy / Ash: Weeeeeelllllll, Misty is a bitch a big fat.....
<Misty appears out of nowhere with a huge mallet as usual>
Misty: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Icy / Ash: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Misty: DIE!
<Misty crushes Icy and Ash to an inch of their life, 5 minutes later 
they are good as new, just like on TV>
~

(Here's what's going on:  Pikachu fucks Jenny, Joy fucks Ash and his 
Vulpix, Brock runs off to God-knows-where, Bob keeps on fucking, and 
Misty catches up to Maliduna and beats the demon shit out of him)

Pikachu:  God, I love this ship!!!

And just then, BILL CLINTON WALKS IN!!! (If I die in the next two days,
blame the secret service and avenge my death by blowing up Congress.)
~
{Lunar Knight}: Why wait for you to die? Ready Icy?
Icy: Yeah, ::Pushes button on lap-top:: 
<Congress blows up>
~

Robin:  Holy Swiss Miss, Batman, it's the President!
Batman:  Robin, shut the fuck up and blow me!
~
**No comment, which is really a comment so, yes comment**
~

Clinton:  Hey everybody, I made it!
Pikachu:  (runs over to him)  Dude, I'm so glad you came, man!  It 
                wouldn't be a party without you!
Ash:  Hey, didn't he die in 2027?
Pikachu:  Are you kidding?  This man is our god!  He got blown in the
                Oval Office, and he got away with it!!!
Ash:  Geez, maybe I shouldn't have told my mom to vote for him...
Pikachu:  Are you kidding?  Hell, you just knew there would be trouble 
          in the White House when they let a governer from 
          *Arkansas* be President!
Ash:  Yeah, I guess so...
Clinton:  Hey, I brought Monica!  Who wants a BJ?
All:  I DO!!!

The End!!!

And that concludes the first season of Pokˇmon:  The Next Pikachu!
If I feel up to it, (and if enough people request it) I might start the
next season early (depending on how many episodes I already have 
written by the time I post this.)

On the next Pokˇmon:  The Next Pikachu!

Next time, we're going back to the future, present, and then...uh, 
maybe it's the past of the future, and the present past, and...

[prepare for insanity]

GODDAMN FUCKING TIME-TRAVEL ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!

[returning to normal sanity]
~
{Lunar Knight}: Shadow has normal sanity?
Shadow: Fuck you.
~

Okay, next time, we have:

All the women from FF7!!!
Pikachu loses his sluts!
Brock humps every single part of the ship!
Dr. Applby takes more pictures of tits!
Jessie and James return!


All on the next episode of:

Pokˇmon:  The Next Pikachu!


The Master of Eternal Darkness,

Shadow
~~~~~
{Lunar Knight}: Well, the lemon is over, but whatÕs with the fucking mutants?
Icy: Dunno...
<Suddenly a blonde woman runs in>
Elza: Hey, you.
Icy: Me?
Elza: Yea, you.  Hide me, thereÕs a bad man chasing me.
Icy: Um, sure...
<Suddenly, a man in a black cloak runs in.>
Clive: Damnit Elza! It ends here! ::Aims shotgun at Elza::
Elza: Oh shit! ::Grabs Icy as a human shield::
Icy: What the fuck!
Elza: I got a hostage!
Clive: Damnit that is the last time you pull this one! ::Shoots Icy with 
the shotgun 15 times::  Now, you were saying something about a hostage?
Elza: OH FUCK.....
Ash: Oh my god, they killed Icy!
<Elza and Clive start to grow....> 
{Lunar Knight}: Oh fuck it, IÕm outta here.....
Ash: Hey! Help us!......

<And then.......... Icy wakes up in his bed>

Icy: Whoa, what a fucked up dream...... Who are you?
<Clive, who is standing at the foot of IcyÕs bed, shoots Icy in the head with a
shotgun>

<And then......... Lunar Knight wakes up>

Lunar Knight: Whoa, that was fucked up. That reminds me, I need to do an MST
soon....
<Elza is in bed next to him>
Elza: LetÕs do it again.
Lunar Knight: Huh?

<And then.......... The bird in the tree behind my house wakes up>
~~~THE END!~~~~