Back from vacation with a new episode of:

PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!


Last time on PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!  Team Rocket slutnapped all 
the Vulpix on the Rapidash and fucked their cunts out, then they were
all placed in the Revirginizer (when the first time just isn't enough)
and they were all turned into virgins again!  Now, onto the next 

PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!


Let's see...who should guest-star today?  How about......

Titman, and his Titmobile!!!!  (I'm really scraping bottom, huh?)


Episode VIII:  The Chaos Zone

PokŽdate:  30701.14

Location:  Just Outside the Chaos Zone

The Scene:  The Bridge (just because the rest of the 
                        ship looks like shit right now.  
                        Damn set designers.)

(Everybody's doing their job, yada yada yada.  Misty is floating on the
ceiling, Ash is humping Pikachu, and....hey, what the fuck?!?!)

Pikachu:  Hey, what the fuck?!?! (shocks Ash and runs off the bridge)
          Damn it, now I've gotta shower again!!!
Ash:  Huh?  What the...?!
Charmander:  Looks like we're more into the Chaos Zone than I thought.
Misty:  The what?!  (falls)  AAAHH!!! (crashes on her ass)  Damn it!
Bob:  The Chaos Zone, I've heard of it.  It's this really big area of
        warped space where time and space collide.  It messes with your
        mind, and everything else, for that matter.
Misty:  But why was I floating on the ceiling?
Charmander:  Most likely the Zone affected our gravity control in your
                general vicinity.  Fortunately, we won't have to go
                inside the Zone, which is like, the best news you could
                ever hear on this ship.
Ash:  Huh?  Why?
Charmander:  Well, the last ship that went inside the Zone reported 
                a bunch of physical side effects.
Bob:  Yeah, I heard about that.  One of them turned into a Pidgey.
Misty:  Whoa.....

(a warning light flashes)

Ash:  What's that?
Charmander:  Damn it, our engines just kicked in!  We're heading into 
                the Zone! (dramatic music sting)
Pikachu:  (runs out with a hard-on, covered in water and pussy juice)  
          What?!?!?!?!  How the fuck.......

(two female pikachus run out, then Pikachu forgets about the Zone and
they all start fucking.)

Charmander:  You know, just once, I wish he'd do his fucking job.
Pikachu:  Fuck you!  You haven't even been laid!
Charmander:  Yes, I have, and you know it.
Pikachu:  Then take a slut and get laid again, shithead! (tosses one of
          his sluts at Charmander)
Charmander:  No thanks, I don't like electric-types.

The Scene:  Brock's quarters

(Brock is just getting out of the shower, wearing a towel and jerking 
off.  He gets dressed and cums on the floor, then goes into the 
bathroom and brushes his hair.)

Brock:  Damn steam.  (wipes the mirror)  Huh?  (screams)
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
        (He's got strong lungs, don't he?)
        I'M A TIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, a tit, Brock has, in fact, turned into a giant tit.  How's that
for chaos?  By the way, he still has his head, arms, legs, and dick, 
but they're all stuck onto a gigantic tit.  Scary, huh?

Brock:  WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!  HOW THE FUCK?!?!?!?!  WHO THE..........
        ooooo......tit.........Wait a minute, that's ME!!!!!!!!

(suddenly, the lid of his toilet starts flapping)

Toilet:  Heeeeyyy, looking good, buddy.  Much better than the part I
         usually see from you!
Brock:  (runs out screaming)  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Scene:  Bob's quarters

(Bob comes in, then his vulpix runs up to him and rubs his leg.)

Bob:  Hey, vulpix!
Vulpix:  Vulpix, vulpix vulpix!
Bob:  Huh?  Is something wrong?
Vulpix:  Vulpix!  (runs into the bedroom)  

The Scene:  The Bedroom

Bob:  Okay, so what's the deal?
Vulpix:  (walks onto his nuke)  Vulpix!
Bob:  Listen, I can't fuck right now.  I just came to get a few things
        from my...(hears beeping)  Is that thing beeping?
Vulpix:  Vulpix, vulpix!
Bob:  Holy shit, that thing's armed!!!  (very dramatic music sting!!!)

The Scene:  The Infirmary

(there's a lot of people with physical deformations laying on the beds
and walking around the infirmary.  Dr. Applby is going through them 
one by one.)

Dr. Applby:  Watch the tits.
Patient:  Ooooo.....tits.....

(suddenly, Titman appears!!!  Heroic music crescendo!)

Dr. Applby:  Oh wow!  Titman, my hero!
Titman:  My dear doctor, there's trouble afoot!
Dr. Applby:  You mean these mutations?  We've entered the Chaos Zone,
                and I don't think we can get out.
Titman:  Precisely!  This ship needs my help!  Quickly, to 
         the Titmobile!

(A big-ass car shaped like a tit drives in, then Dr. Applby and Titman
get in and drive away.)

The Scene:  The Bridge

(Pikachu is fucking his sluts, but suddenly, he sprouts another dick,
then he fucks both at once!)

Pikachu:  I love the Chaos Zone!!!
Ash:  I bet.

(suddenly, the Titmobile comes onto the bridge, followed by Bob 
and his nuke)

Ash:  AAAHH!!  You have another nuke?!?!?!
Bob:  Yeah, I always keep a spare.  Didn't you see me at the party?
Ash:  Umm...no, I was....fucking my vulpix.
Bob:  Sure, you were.  Look, we have bigger problems on our hands!
Titman:  Correct, lieutenant!  The Chaos Zone has seriously altered 
         many members of the crew!
Bob:  It's worse than that.  Somehow, the Zone activated my nuke, and
        now we have a little more than ten hours to get out, which 
        means that at midnight, this thing is going to blow us to 
        pieces.
Charmander:  Aren't there failsafes on that thing?
Bob:  Damn right, that's the only reason I lug this thing around with
        me.  But somehow, the Zone's bypassed all the failsafes, and
        I can't disarm it!
Pikachu:  Who cares, I'll go down fucking!  (fucks his sluts up the 
          ass, making them squeal)
Misty:  Damn, I'm horny!  Where the fuck's Abra?

The Scene:  Level 14

(Abra's sleeping in a corner when suddenly, the Taco Bell dog walks in
and bites his cock)

Abra:  AAAAHH!!!  (pulls him off and breaks his leg)  What the fuck did
        you do that for?!?!?!
Taco Bell Dog:  ÁCobrar ‡mino usted, gallo chupador!

(I'm not gonna translate that.  Actually, I'm pretty sure the 
translation is the complete opposite of what I wanted to say.)

Abra:  Fuck you, I'm outta here!  (teleports away)
Taco Bell Dog:  Yo queiro Misty's pussy!!!

The Scene:  The Bridge

(everyone's gathered around the nuke, figuring out ways to disarm it.
Pikachu is, of course, fucking his sluts all over the bridge.  Suddenly
Abra teleports in, and the Taco Bell dog runs onto the bridge and tries
to jump Misty.)

Taco Bell Dog:  YO QUEIRO PUSSY!!!!!

(Misty smashes him with a mallet, puts up a cross and nails him to it)

Misty:  Where's your savior now, dickhead?

(Misty and Abra start fucking)

Charmander:  Are you sure you never got a manual for this thing?
Bob:  I just stole it, okay?  I didn't want to bother stealing the 
        instructions for it at the time.
Ash:  Then we're fucked.
Charmander:  Maybe not.  I think we can survive this as long as we
                can manage to get at least fifty-thousand miles from 
                this thing before it blows.
Bob:  What's your plan?
Charmander:  We just toss this thing out an airlock, then if I can get
                the engines back on-line, we just get the hell away
                from it.  I'm not sure what it'll do to the Chaos Zone,
                though.
Bob:  A thermo-nuclear explosion in warped space?  It'll be a really 
        cool light show, then the Chaos Zone will probably react to the
        energy and radiation, and normal space will collide with warped
        space, and it'll all collapse.
Ash:  What d'ya mean, 'collapse?'
Bob:  Well, everything within the radius of the nuke will be sucked 
        into the center of the Zone with the force of ten black holes, 
        including us, and once we reach the center, we'll be crushed 
        into a singular mass the size of an ant.
Ash:  What the hell does that mean?
Bob:  We're all going to die.
Ash:  Now see, *that* I understand.  (freaks out)  WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
Charmander:  Yes, but not if we get out of the Zone before the nuke
                goes off, which'll be easy if we can get the engines
                back on-line.
Misty:  What if we can't?
Charmander:  Black hole, singular mass, ant, we all die.
Misty:  Ah.

(suddenly, Brock runs onto the bridge!)

Ash, Bob, Charmander, Misty:  AAAAAAAHHH!!!!  IT'S A GIANT TIT!!!!!!!!!
Taco Bell Dog:  YO QUEIRO TIT!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu:  Whoa, it's like a bad acid trip!
Brock:  Shut the fuck up and help me!!!
Dr. Applby:  Fuck that, you're on your own, you freak!
Titman:  I feel your pain, son....
Brock:  Get the fuck away from me!

The Scene:  Level 9, section A47

(everyone's there, loading the nuke into the airlock.  Misty is tying
the Taco Bell dog to the nuke.)

Dr. Applby:  What did I say about killing crew members?
Misty:  Fuck that, he's gonna die, and he's gonna fucking stay dead!
Dr. Applby:  Fine, don't listen to me.  (muttering) Fucking kids....
Charmander:  Okay, we're ready.

(suddenly, Niedermier Bitchhead runs in)

N.B.:  Misty!!!  Finally, I found you!  Now bend over, bitch!
Misty:  Fuck you!  (smashes him with a mallet and ties him to the nuke)
Dr. Applby:  Now you're killing innocent civilians?
Misty:  Yeah, you wanna make something of it?
Dr. Applby: (quietly)  Umm...no.
N.B.:  Damn it, Misty, I want that pussy!
Taco Bell Dog:  Yo queiro pussy!!!
Pikachu:  Just launch that damn thing already!
Charmander:  Yeah, yeah, fine.

(And they launch the nuke!  Hurray!)

The Scene:  The Bridge

Pikachu:  Okay, Charmander, let's get the fuck out of there!
Charmander:  Engaging engines.

(the engines sputter, then an image of a guy giving finger appears on 
the viewscreen.)

Pikachu:  What the hell?!
Guy on the Screen:  You're out of fuel, dipshit!
Charmander:  Huh?  That can't be right!
Titman:  To the engineering room!

The Scene:  Engineering

(everyone rushes into Engineering, then Charmander presses a few 
buttons on a console, then bangs his head against the wall.)

Pikachu:  Dude, what the fuck's wrong?
Charmander:  We just launched a nuclear weapon into the Zone, and we're
                completely out of fuel.
Bob:  I thought we filled up at the last station.
Charmander:  I thought we did, too.  I told Ash to.......(turns to Ash)
                What the fuck did you do?!
Ash:  Umm....I spent the money you gave me for fuel to get Nurse Joy
        to give me a blowjob.  But she stole the money and kicked me
        in the balls.
Pikachu:  Nice job, dumbass!  (shocks Ash)  Now what the fuck do we do?
Charmander:  Well, in three hours, the nuke will go off, and assuming
                we survive the blast, the gravitational pull will most
                definitely destroy the ship and crush us into really
                tiny molecules.
Ash:  Oh...............................................................
        ...............................................................
        ...............................................................
        ...............................................................
        ...............................................................
(freaks out big-time)

Ash:  WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flareon:  Maybe I can help!

(super-duper dramatic music sting, then that 
damn annoying 'To Be Continued' sign appears,
and the End Credits start rolling!)

The End!  For now!

I just had to end this part with someone screaming, don't ask me why.
Anyway, on the next episode of:

PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!

The crew tries to find an alternate form of fuel!
Brock poses for Dr. Applby!
Pikachu grows more dicks and fucks more sluts!
Yuffie and Aeris return!
Everything gets really, really, REALLY fucked up!!!

The Chaos Zone gets even more chaotic on the next:

PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!


The Master of Eternal Darkness,

Shadow