PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!


On the previous installment of [you know it, right?] the Rapidash was
sent back to the past, and everybody got in trouble a little bit.  Bob
was taken in by the police, Pikachu was arrested for sexual harrasement
and *not* for solicitation, but you're all probably wondering why that
is, so let's get into the next season and episode of

PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!


Now, guest-starring today is MWF, Sky Render, K-Ecchi, and Xavier
Valentine Mewtwo.  It's the attack of the AGNPH people!  Wait, last-
minute addition here.....wait.....aha!  Now, for one time only, it's
the death of Marcus Yu, although exact details are not available at
this time.  Later developments...later.


Episode XIII:  Back to the Past, Part II
                [or, A Really Fucked-up Trial]

PokŽdate:  1999 A.D.

The Scene:  The Bridge

(Charmander is sitting at his station, doing his job.  Absolutely no
one else is on the bridge.  Wait, here comes Flareon!)

Flareon:  Hi!
Charmander:  Huh? (looks up)  Oh, hi there.
Flareon:  Still working on a way to get us back?
Charmander:  Yeah, though I haven't made any progress.
Flareon:  Then what you need is a break.  Why don't we... (wink, wink)
Charmander:  I can't!  I'm still on duty!
Flareon:  Oh, come on, haven't you ever wanted to do it on the bridge?
Charmander:  Well...

(and they fuck in the captain's chair.  Pikachu's gonna be pissed.)

The Scene:  LAPD 51st Precinct, visiting room

(Everyone is there, minus the sluts and Bob.  Pikachu is sitting behind
the glass booth, just like in the movies.)

Mewtwo:  How the hell do you get arrested for sexual harrasment when
         you're with a prostitute?!?!
All:  *deadpan*
Mewtwo:  Was she a cop or something?
Pikachu:  No, definitely not a cop.  We fucked like, three times.
Mewtwo:  Then what the fuck happened?!
Pikachu:  I don't know.  All I know is she was putting her clothes back
          on and I was about to leave when she screamed, ran down the
          street, grabbed a cop and told him to arrest me.
Mewtwo:  Well, look, I'm gonna go find someone who'll-

(suddenly, the door to the room bursts open, and Bob runs in wearing a
strait jacket and no nuke.)

Bob:  HELP ME!!!!  THEY'RE TAKING ME TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION, AND THEY
        STOLE MY NUKE!!!!!!!!!!

(a couple of guys in white coats run in and take him away.)

Bob:  HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo:  *sigh* Okay, somebody go get Charmander and tell him to get
         down here and figure out a way to get Bob free.  I'll stay
         here and try to get Pikachu out of jail.
Abra:  Okay, I'll go get him.  (teleports back to the ship)

The Scene:  The Infirmary

(Brock is standing around in the infirmary yelling at Dr. Applby while
he [the doc] keeps tinkering around with a machine.)

Brock:  Why the hell did you have to put those pictures on the TVs?!?!
        I was about to get laid!!!!!
Dr. Applby:  Well, I'm sorry about that, but I seriously doubt you
                would've gotten very far with her.  Ah, finished!
Brock:  What?  Finished with what?
Dr. Applby:  With my fuck machine!!!
Brock:  What the hell is it?
Dr. Applby:  It's a machine that perfectly simulates a sexual encounter
                with the slut of your preference.  Why don't you give
                it a try?  You're not gonna get laid any other way,
                right?
Brock:  (fuming)  Oh, fine, I'll try it.  (sticks his dick in a hole in
        the bottom)  Hey, this feels like a hand!!
Dr. Applby:  Actually, it is a hand.

(Brock looks down and sees that the hole is just a white-gloved hand.)

Brock:  DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

The Scene:  South Street Mental Institution 'For Better Sanity'

(Charmander is talking to Bob through a glass window like on TV)

Charmander:  How the fucking hell do you get thrown into a mental
                institution?!?!
Bob:  Well, I was just walking along with my Vulpix and my nuke, and...
Charmander:  Wait, you had your nuke with you?
Bob:  Of course, I don't like to leave the ship without it.  Everyone
        wants a nuke, ya know.
Charmander:  O...kay.  Look, they say they'll release you into my
                custody because you didn't appear to know what you were
                doing and I told them I was your legal guardian, but
                they're taking your nuke.
Bob:  WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Charmander:  You're lucky, at first they thought you were just a
                terrorist using less than one percent of your brain.
Bob:  Now they just think I'm an idiot.
Charmander:  Exactly!

The Scene:  Interrogation Room

(Pikachu is sitting and talking with Mewtwo, when suddenly Xavier
Valentine Mewtwo [hereafter known as XVM] walks in)

Mewtwo:  Finally!  Pikachu, this is Xavier.  (to XVM) Please, sit down.
XVM:  Thanks.  (sits down)  Okay, Mr. Pikachu-
Pikachu:  *Captain* Pikachu, please.
XVM:  Okay, *captain*, I think I can help you with your case.
Pikachu:  Why, are you a lawyer?
XVM:  No, I'm a stockbroker.
Pikachu:  Excuse me?
Mewtwo:  He's gonna help us raise funds for your attorney, since a
         state-provided attorney is just a guy with a briefcase and no
         brain.  Or genitals.
Pikachu:  So how's he gonna raise funds?
XVM:  Well, I'm psychic, so I cheat at money markets and I make a ton
        of cash.  I'm about a hundred times richer than Bill Gates.
Pikachu:  Then why don't you give us a loan?
XVM:  Because I'm not a banker, I'm a stockbroker.
Pikachu:  Whatever.

The Scene:  Somewhere on the Rapidash

(Marcus Yu is walking down the hallway spouting some nonsense about how
he's better than everyone else.)

Marcus Yu:  I'm better than everyone else!  You all should commit
                suicide so future generations don't have to suffer!

(suddenly the Evil Slave Driver Man [hereafter known as ESDM] runs in
with a whip and shackles.)

ESDM:  Down on your knees, bitch!!  (whips him)
Marcus Yu:  Hey!  Fuck off, dickwad, I'm the most important person in
                the world!!
ESDM:  Wrong, you're my bitch!!!  (whips him again, then puts the
        shackles on him.)
Marcus Yu:  Dammit, somebody's gonna pay for this!!!
ESDM:  Yeah, you!!  (punches him in the mouth and kicks
                        him in the shins.)

(And so it begins!  And before you break out the flamethrowers, Marcus,
this was by the request of [censored for his/her protection] so don't
blame me.  Then again, by the end of this episode, you may want to kill
me anyway.  Even so, you'll be [censored for suspense])

The Scene:  Courtroom

(Pikachu's sitting in the defendent's chair, Mewtwo is sitting next to
him, and the prostitute [hereafter refered to as 'Hooker'] is sitting
in the prosecuter's chair with a guy in a suit, [hereafter refered to
as 'Lawyer'.]  Everyone else is sitting in the audience.  And if anyone
thinks I use the word 'hereafter' too much, too bad, it's my lemon!)

Bailiff:  All rise, for the honorable Judge Robbins.

(Judge Robbins enters and sits down as everybody stands up)

Judge:  You may be seated.  (everyone sits down)  Now, what's the case
        today?
Bailiff:  Case #1038482A, Vinila Busums versus Mr. Pikachu.
Pikachu:  *CAPTAIN* Pikachu!!!
Bailiff:  Whatever.
Pikachu:  Look, why am I here?  I thought I was under arrest.
Judge:  No, Mr. Pikachu, you're being *sued* for sexual harrasement,
        but you were placed under arrest on charges of assault.
        You'll be staying in the custody of the police till this trial
        is over.
Pikachu:  Well, that fucking sucks.
Judge:  I will not have that language it in my courtroom, Mr. Pikachu!
Pikachu:  Fine...
Mewtwo:  (stands up)  Look, your honor, Captain Pikachu is a friend of
         mine, and maybe you'd let us know just how much he's being
         sued for?
Judge:  Of course, Mr. Mewtwo.  Nice uniform, by the way.
Mewtwo:  Oh, thanks.
Judge:  Bail for your friend is set at $500,000, and Ms. Busums is
        suing him for $20,000,000.
All but Judge:  $20,000,000?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Judge:  That includes emotional distress.  There will be no jury, since
        this is really a small claims court.  The trial will commence
        tomorrow.  (bangs gavel)

(Yes, I know $20,000,000 is anything but small claims, but bear with me
here.  I just didn't want to deal with a jury, since that's twelve
unnecessary cast members.)

The Scene:  Pikachu's Jail Cell

(Pikachu's sitting on a bunk looking despondent, and Ash, Misty, and
Mewtwo are crowded around the cell looking partly despondent.)

Pikachu:  (despondent)  I'll never get out of here.
Mewtwo:  It does look bleak.

(suddenly, XVM walks in)

XVM:  Well, I made enough for your bail, but you'll still have to stay
        here till the trial is over, and I've managed to bail out your
        friend Bob, but thank me later, please.  Oh yeah, I spoke with
        Vinila Busums, and I figured out why she's suing you.
Mewtwo, Ash, Misty:  Why's she suing him?!?!?!
XVM:  Apparently.........................................he mooned her.
Mewtwo:  He mooned her?
Misty:  Why would he moon a hooker?
Ash:  Did he ask her to spank him or something?
Pikachu:  I DID NOT MOON HER, I JUST BENT OVER TO PICK UP A QUARTER!!!!
All:  *deadpan*

The Scene:  The Rapidash, Brock's quarters, the next morning

(Brock wakes up, mumbles something about pussy, rubs his eyes and looks
around.  Suddenly......)

Brock:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  I'M A TIT AGAIN!!!!!!!
        (runs out in a panic)

(we see Dr. Applby hiding in his bathroom watching him.  Behind him is
a box labeled 'Giant Tit Costume.  Inflate with care.  Do not bite
the nipple.'

The Scene:  Police Interrogation Room, later that morning

(Pikachu is sitting with Mewtwo and XVM.  Suddenly, K-Ecchi walks in.)

XVM:  (to Pikachu)  Okay, here's your lawyer.
Pikachu:  (looks at K-Ecchi)  What the hell?!?!  He's only fourteen
          years old!!!!!
K-Ecchi:  Yeah, so what?
Pikachu:  SO WHAT?!?!?!  You're fourteen years old!!!!!
K-Ecchi:  Look, if you're going to focus on that little detail, I don't
          think I can help you.
Pikachu:  You couldn't help me anyway, dickhead!!  You're only fourteen
          years old!!!!!
K-Ecchi:  Fuck you, I'm outta here!!  (muttering)  Shithead.  (leaves)
Pikachu:  (to XVM)  Damn it, can't you find me a lawyer that isn't
          still in junior high?!?!?!?!?!?!
XVM:  Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know you'd be so picky!
Pikachu:  Look, it isn't that hard, just find someone who's actually
          got a high school diploma!  Do ya think you can do that?!?!?!
Mewtwo:  Actually, it's kinda late for that.  The trial starts in
         twenty minutes.
Pikachu:  WHAT?!?!?!
Mewtwo:  Well, it's not that bad.  I mean, I could represent you.
Pikachu:  No thanks, sir, I'd rather do it myself.
XVM:  I don't know, you know what they say:  'The man who represents
        himself has a fool for a client.'
Pikachu:  Who asked you?!?!?!?!
XVM:  (muttering) Fine, whatever, I'm just a fucking stockbroker.

The Scene:  Ten-Forward

(The ESDM is making Marcus Yu parade around in a school-girl uniform,
complete with panties and an anatomically correct bra.)

ESDM:  Shake that ass, bitch!!!
Marcus Yu:  Dammit!!!  This is fucking ridiculous!!!

(the guy whips his ass a few times, then jumps him and ass-fucks him
in front of everybody.)

The Scene:  Courtroom

Bailiff:  All rise, for the honorable (blah, blah, blah.)

(Judge walks in, sits down and bangs his gavel.)

Judge:  You may be seated.  (everybody sits down)  Council, you may
        proceed.
Lawyer:  Thank you, your honor.  (stands up and does that lawyer thing)
         Now, today we're going to prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt,
         that Mr. Pikachu-
Pikachu:  CAPTAIN PIKACHU, YOU PRICK!!!!!
Lawyer:  (to Pikachu)  Shut up!!!  (to everyone else)  Today we're
         going to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt, that MR. PIKACHU
         has deliberately and willfully sexually harrased Ms. Busums,
         with no regard for the consequences.
Pikachu:  I object!
Judge:  To what, Mr. Pikachu?
Pikachu:  (points at the lawyer)  To his suit!  It's offensive to my
          religion!
Judge:  And what religion is that, Mr. Pikachu?
Pikachu:  Neo-classic sex fiendism!
Lawyer:  Neo......shut up!
Pikachu:  Hey, can I make a statement, your honor?
Judge:  Of course.
Pikachu:  Great!  (stands up and does the lawyer thing)  Okay..........
          In the beginning, there was pussy.  And men were happy.
          Then came lesbians, and men were really happy.
          That's all I have right now.  (sits down)
Lawyer:  I'd like to call my first witness, your honor.
Judge:  Go right ahead.
Lawyer:  Prosecution calls Lenny Carl.

(a siamese twin that has the heads of Lenny and Carl from The Simpsons
walks in and takes the stand.  The bailiff does that thing with the
bible and everything.)

Lawyer:  Mr. Carl, you stated that yesterday you saw Mr. Pikachu
         intentionally harass Ms. Busums?
Lenny:  Yeah, he mooned her, if that's what you mean.  In plain view of
        everyone else, too.
Lawyer:  So you're saying he was being neglegent of her feelings?
Carl:  I don't know about that, but I really wanted to feel her up.
Lenny:  Shut up, we're on the stand here!
Carl:  Hey, you shut up, I could tell them what you did in the bathroom
        last night, ya know!
Lenny:  Listen, we share that asshole, so let's not go there, okay?!?!
Lawyer:  I have no further questions, your honor.
Judge:  Does defense wish to cross-examine?
Pikachu:  I certainly do!  (stands up)  Okay, Lenny, what the hell
          happened in the bathroom last night?
Lenny:  Ummm........
Lawyer:  I object, your honor, that's not relevant!
Judge:  Sustained.
Pikachu:  Fine, I withdraw the question.  I don't have any more
          questions.
Judge:  The witness may step down.

(Lenny Carl leaves)

Lawyer:  Prosecution calls Lefty, the Lopsided Whore.

(Lefty, the Lopsided Whore, [hereafter known as Lefty] walks in and
takes the stand, then does the bible thing.)

Lawyer:  Now, Lefty, you know Ms. Busums?
Lefty:  Oh yeah, I know Vinila.  She works Wilshire.  I mean, she hangs
        out around Wilshire.  (yes, I think we all know prostitution is
        illegal in L.A.  Makes me wish that Nevada influence would
        spread a bit.)
Lawyer:  Right, and you know her character?
Lefty:  What?
Lawyer:  I mean, you know her to be truthful and honest, right?
Lefty:  Oh yeah, she's honest, all right.  In all our years together,
        she always split her tips with me when we worked together.
Lawyer:  So she wouldn't be prone to lie?
Lefty:  Nope.
Lawyer:  I have no further questions, your honor.
Judge:  Mr. Pikachu, do you wish to cross-examine?
Pikachu:  Yeah, sure.  (gets up)  Hey, Lefty, how much for an hour?
Lawyer:  OBJECTION!!!!!
Pikachu:  To what, you not getting any?!
Judge:  Sustained.
Pikachu:  I have no further questions, your honor.

The Scene:  The Courtroom, much later in the day

Judge:  The prosecution will now read their closing statements.
        Mr. Pikachu, you're up.

(Pikachu stands up and does the lawyer thing, trying to look as pitiful
as possible)

Pikachu:  Listen, your honor, I work on the U.P.S. Rapidash, and-

(this is a short conversation that happens between Ash and Bob.  This
only takes a few seconds in real time.  Just thought you should know.)

Ash:  Bob, what the hell does U.P.S. stand for?
Bob:  Oh, it means United PokŽmon Sodality.
Ash:  Sodality?!?!?!?!
Bob:  Yeah, some wise-ass wanted to call the original charter U.P.S.,
        but the only word that means a collective codependency and
        starts with S is sodality, so they stuck with that.
Ash:  Weird...
Bob:  Well, he got what was coming to him.
Ash:  What happened to him?
Bob:  They stuffed acid-filled sponges up his ass.
Ash:  Ouch.

(and now back to Pikachu's testimony!)

Pikachu:  I have a very stressful job, and I have to deal with weirdos
          and freaks every day, so it's very feasible that I didn't
          know what I was doing at the time, and-

(suddenly...)

Announcer:  It's the Poetry Man!

Poetry Man:     Oh give me a home,
                where the prostitutes roam,
                and the whores and the sluts go to play
                where seldom is heard,
                a discouraging word,
                unless a guy is a bad lay!

(the Poetry Man leaves)

Ash:  Wait a minute, that was a song, not a poem.
Mewtwo:  Shut up, he might come back!

(suddenly, the George W. Bush Man runs in!)

George W. Bush Man:  I'm the George W. Bush Man!  Shoot me!  (runs out)
Pikachu:  YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY SINGLE DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!
Judge:  Is that it?
Pikachu:  Yes, your honor.

(Pikachu sits down, then the prosecuter does the lawyer thing)

Lawyer:  Now, we have heard the testimony that Ms. Busums is an honest,
         truthful person, and wouldn't be prone to lying, and based on
         Mr. Pikachu's sorry defense of himself, we can pretty much
         determine that he did willfully and intentionally inflict
         great emotional distress on Ms. Busums when he maliciously
         sexually harrased-
Pikachu:  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I JUST BENT OVER TO PICK UP A QUARTER!!!
Judge:  (sternly)  Sit down, Mr. Pikachu!  Based on the testimony and
        your own dubious character, I'm afraid I must rule in favor of-

Voice from outside the courtroom:  WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(suddenly, MWF runs in with a videotape in his hand!)

MWF:  I've got some evidence here that proves Mr. Pikachu's innocence!
Pikachu:  CAPTAIN FUCKING PIKACHU, YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS!!!!!!!!
          WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO REMEMBER?!?!?!?!?!?!
MWF:  Shut up, I'm trying to get you free, you little rodent!
        (holds up tape)  This is a tape I took of Captain Pikachu
        when he supposedly 'mooned' Ms. Busums.
Judge:  Well, let's see it.

(the bailiff wheels out a video unit and MWF puts the tape in the VCR
and plays it.  We see Pikachu making out with the hooker, then the two
of them fucking once, twice......three times.....four times......damn.)

Pikachu:  (to MWF)  You know, what bothers me is that you were taping
          this in the first place.
MWF:  You want a copy?
Pikachu:  Of course!

(Finally they finish, the hooker gets dressed, walks into the street,
and Pikachu's about to follow her when he turns around and bends over
to pick up a quarter.  Then the video zooms in really close and we get
a rather...unusual...view of Pikachu's ass)

All:  Aarghguaoouuh!!!!!!!!  (moaning and groaning)
MWF:  Damn, man, I oughta sue you for sexual harrasment just for that!!
Pikachu:  So I don't shave my ass, okay?!?!  So sue me!!!!!
Hooker:  That's what I'm trying to do, you prick!!
Judge:  Well, based on this...disturbing...evidence, I have no choice
        but to pronouce Mr. Pikachu innocent of all charges.
All:  Hooray!!!
Pikachu:  It's CAPTAIN, damn it!!!
Mewtwo:  Shut up, you won, don't tempt him!

The Scene:  Wilshire

(Everyone is walking back to their original transport site, when Sky
Render comes barreling down the street in the SS Pika Smasher!)

Pikachu:  Holy shit!!!!!!
Sky Render:  DIE, YOU SHIT-INFESTED RODENT!!!!!!!!!

(SKy Render chases Pikachu up and down the street in the boat, then
the Taco Bell Dog runs up to Misty)

Taco Bell Dog:  Yo queiro- *BAM!*  (got hit by the boat)

(and Abra runs in!)

Abra:  Can't we all just get along?  (*BAM!!!!!!*) Ooohreuahfghlkfj....
Ash:  What the hell?
Misty:  Oh my God!!!!!!!  He got hit in the groin!!!!!!!
Mewtwo:  That'll ruin his month.

(Dr. Applby walks up to Abra and examines him)

Dr. Applby:  Okay, he should be fine, but don't give him any kind of
                stimulation for at least six weeks.
Misty:  Wait, what does that mean?
Dr. Applby:  Means you can't have sex for six weeks.
Sky Render:  Uh-oh............
Misty:  DAMMIT TO HELL, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sky Render:  Whoa!!!  I'm outta here!!!

(Misty starts snarling, then pulls out Malletana, the Ultimate Mallet,
and proceeds to smash Sky's boat to smithereens.)

*smash*, *crash*, *bash*, *boink*!

Sky Render:  NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!  My beautiful boat!!!

(and XVM walks up to him)

XVM:  Have you ever thought about money markets?  I can make you enough
        money for two boats.
Sky Render:  Couldn't you just give me a loan?
XVM:  DAMMIT, I'M A STOCKBROKER, NOT A BANKER!!!!!

(and Sky Render and XVM walk into the sunset, talking about mutual
funds and other ways of making a buck.  Bob runs up to them with a nuke
on his shoulder, but how he got it, I'm not saying)

Bob:  Just look what XVM did for me!!!

(everyone ignores him)

Pikachu:  Can we *please* get back to the ship?!?!?!?!?!?!
Charmander:  Oh, NOW you want to go back to the ship, huh?!
Pikachu:  Shut up.

The Scene:  The Bridge of the Rapidash

(Everyone's back, including Bob, Pikachu, and the sluts.)

Pikachu:  Hey, who fucked up my chair?!  It's all moist!!
Charmander:  *silent*...........Okay, I think I figured out how we get
                back to the future.
Pikachu:  How?
Charmander:  Okay, all we do is just go back through the vortex.
Mewtwo:  What?  You mean it never went away?
Ash:  Then why the hell didn't you tell us before?!?!?!
Charmander:  I was......busy.  Anyway, let's go!!!

(Charmander pilots the ship back into the vortex, and there's a really
big explosion.)

The Scene:  Earth Orbit, PokŽdate 30719.14

Pikachu:  Whoa!!!  We're back!!!
Jenny:  Cool! (to Joy)  Bend over and take it like a whore!!!
Mewtwo:  I love this ship!!!

(Jenny and Joy do a lezbo act, Mewtwo watches and fucks Misty, since
Abra is still in pain, [no, it won't take six weeks for him to be able
to fuck Misty, that was just a rough estimate] and Pikachu is happily
fucking his sluts.  And Ash?  Ash and Alysa are gettin' it ON!!!!!!!!!)

The Scene:  The Infirmary

(Dr. Applby is standing over the dead body of Marcus Yu, which is still
bleeding from the asshole.)

Dr. Applby:  Damn....that guy must've been some jackass.

(He puts the body in a coffin, then sets it on a platform, which bursts
into flames.  This is the future's way of cremating people.  Suddenly,
there's a tiny voice coming from inside the box.)

Marcus Yu:  Wait, I'm not dead yet!

*fwoosh!*

Marcus Yu:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

(Marcus Yu is dead!!!!!!  Yay!!!!!!!  All rejoice and sing and dance
and play the banjo!!!!  Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Okay, official apology time.  First of all, to K-Ecchi, I know you're
a sophomore, I just had Pikachu assume you were in junior high.  To
MWF, I hope the part was to your liking.  To Sky Render, sorry about
your boat.  To XVM, I sure hope you can get him enough money for a new
one, because under the terms of his contract, I don't have to pay for
it.  Sorry, but that's the way it is.  And that's it for the apologies!


Ze End!!!

(that was the longest episode I ever wrote!!!)

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And *now* the season's over!  I'll be taking maybe a couple weeks off,
less if I'm feeling feisty, to think up some great new episodes, as
well as some new poems.  Also, to Pikoo no Miko, just a reminder that
you'll be in the next episode.  Okay, enough of that, on with the
next episode teasers of:

PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!

The return of the Taco Bell Dog!!!  (I've really been underusing him)
Pikachu explains how the hell he made captain!
Pikachu's WIFE comes to the ship!!!
An evil pikachu takes control of the bridge!!
A twelve-year-old girl gets fucked by an Arcanine! (not saying anymore)

This and lots more on the next season and episode of:

PokŽmon:  The Next Pikachu!


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