Pokémon: The Next Pikachu!
Last time, Ash picked out a vulpix to fuck, and Brock of course jerked
off many, many times. Misty broke up with Machoke and started fucking
Abra. Team Rocket returned, and of course got the shit beaten out of
them. And we have a new crewman onboard, lieutenant Bob.
Today's Guest Star: The Taco Bell dog!
Also Starring: Sailor Moon! And more importantly:
Sailor Moon's pussy!
Episode III: The Captive Captain
Pokédate: 30602.20
Location: The Angorian System
The Scene: The Bridge of the Rapidash
Ash: Hey, Pikachu, why the hell are we all the way out here?
Pikachu: Shut up, asshole! We're out here because the admiral says
so! (to Charmander) Why the fuck are we out here, anyway?
Charmander: (sigh) I'll get the admiral on pokéspace to tell you our
mission...AGAIN! It might take a while. We are pretty
out there.
Pikachu: Great! More time for fucking!
The Scene: Ash's quarters
(Ash is sitting on one end of the couch, and his vulpix is sitting on
the other end.)
Ash: So, uh...how are you?
Vulpix: Vulpix!
Ash: That's nice...(freaks out) I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS!!!
(Bob walks in)
Bob: Hey, Ash, fuck your vulpix yet?
Ash: (still freaking out) I CAN'T FUCK HER!!! SHE'S...LOOKING AT ME!
Bob: A little nervous?
Ash: YES!!!!!!
Bob: Yeah, you looked a little fried today on the bridge. Tell you
what, come back to my quarters and I'll show you how to get
over that little anxiety problem. Bring your Vulpix.
The Scene: The Bridge
Mewtwo: Hey guys, how's it hanging?
Pikachu: Long and hard, sir!
Mewtwo: Very funny, Pikachu. Anyway, your mission is to investigate
a disturbance somewhere on Angorian Prime. Sorry, but I don't
have more info to give you. The rest is classified.
Oh, yeah, don't call me again till you finish your mission.
I have a date with the law...specifically Officer Jenny!
She's gonna read me my rights!
(Mewtwo smiles as the screen goes black.)
The Scene: Bob's quarters
Bob: So, you're a little nervous about fucking your vulpix, huh?
Ash: Yeah...a little.
Bob: Well, lucky for you, I have a sure-fire method of curing that.
Ash: What's that?
Bob: Fuck on a nuclear weapon.
(stunned silence)
Ash: What?
Bob: Fuck on a nuclear weapon.
Ash: Okay, two things. One, where am I going to get a nuclear weapon,
and two, why the fuck would I do that?!
Bob: Well, for starters, I can lend you MY nuclear weapon.
Ash: You have a nuclear weapon?
Bob: Sure, don't you? Hang on, I'll get it.
(He goes out of the room, then comes back with a very large nuclear
missile on his shoulder. He sets it down in the middle of the room.)
Bob: Okay, now fuck on it.
Ash: (very stunned silence) You...want me...to fuck...my vulpix...
ON TOP OF A NUCLEAR WEAPON?!?!?!?!
Bob: Sure, why not? I do it all the time with my vulpix.
Ash: WHY?!?!?!
Bob: Because the fear of the weapon distracts you from your
nervousness.
Ash: (so fucking stunned, he doesn't even notice the two vuplix
licking each other. Wait, he just noticed.)
Bob: Hey, quit that! (grabs his vulpix and walks away) Give it a
try. I guarentee it'll scare the shit out of you.
Ash: I'm sure.
(switching to narrative style)
Ash dropped his pants and jerked off till he was hard, then carefully
positioned his dick at the entrance to the little fox's cunt, then
slowly pushed it inside. He moved his dick in and out of her cunt,
slowly at first, then he picked up speed, getting little moans from the
vulpix. At first, he was enjoying himself very much, and he started to
cum, then he remembered there was a nuclear weapon in the room, and
that brought him down nicely. The vulpix was certainly no amatuer.
She could actually tighten her cunt, squeezing his cock till he was
about to cum, then the nuclear missile ran through his mind, and they
kept on going. After an hour of good, hard, scary sex, Ash finally
came, spraying the inside of her cunt with his cum. the vulpix came at
the same time, blowing a stream of fire across the room.
Ash: Damn, that was good!
Vulpix: Vulpix!
(switching back to however the hell I was writing this story before)
The Scene: The Bridge
Charmander: Sir, we're in viewing range of the surface.
Pikachu: Great, let's see.
(a few hundred women appear on the viewscreen, lots of them fucking)
Pikachu: Cool! Angorian sluts! (runs to the elevator)
Brock: Where the fuck are you going?
Pikachu: To the surface, of course! I'm gonna fuck like it's 9999!!!
The Scene: Level 14, The Abra room
(Sailor Moon is conversing with the Taco Bell dog, and Abra and Misty
are fucking in the corner)
Pikachu: Wow! Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon: Oh, how cute! A little mouse!
Pikachu: I may be little, but I can fuck the shit out of you!
Sailor Moon: Huh?
Pikachu: Hey, Abra, it's Sailor Moon!
(Abra looks up at Sailor Moon, still fucking Misty)
Abra: Cool. But there's something better than Sailor Moon.
Pikachu: What's that?
Abra: Sailor Moon's pussy!
Pikachu: Damn straight!
Sailor Moon: What the hell?! I'm getting out of here! (runs away)
Pikachu: (chases Sailor Moon) Come back here, bitch! I'm gonna stuff
those meatballs up your ass and fuck you all night long!!!
(he catches up with her, rips her panties off and starts fucking her)
Abra: Hey, captain, didn't you come down here for something else?
Pikachu: (stops fucking for a second) Yeah, right! Angorian sluts!
Take me down to the planet!
Abra: Sorry, I'm busy! There should be another Abra somewhere here.
Taco Bell Dog: Yo queiro Sailor Moon's pussy!
Pikachu: Right, you take over!
(the Taco Bell dog starts fucking Sailor Moon with a synthetic dick)
Sailor Moon: Why didn't Luna ever tell me about those fucking pokémon!
Taco Bell Dog: Yo queiro Luna pussy!
(Pikachu finds another Abra, and they teleport down to the planet)
The Scene: The Bridge
(Ash walks onto the bridge and sits down in the captain's chair.)
Ash: Hey, where's Pikachu?
Charmander: He saw the Angorian sluts and went down to the planet.
Ash: Angorian sluts? Why didn't anybody tell me?
Charmander: Do you even know what an Angorian slut is?
Ash: yeah, an Angorian slut is someone who'll fuck me.
Charmander: Oh, shut the fuck up. (his console beeps) Well, look at
that, the captain's hailing us.
(Pikachu is surrounded by a few dozen sluts, then the picture changes
to a group of men in Team Rocket uniforms carrying guns)
Charmander: What the fuck?!
Rocket: Sorry, assholes, the captain is now our prisoner!
Ash: What do you want with him?
Rocket: What the fuck do you think? We want your sluts! Send down
all your Vulpix, or we'll kill your captain!
(the viewscreen goes black)
Ash: Now what do we do?
(Bob walks onto the bridge with his nuclear weapon on his shoulder)
Bob: We get the captain back!
(Misty and Abra come onto the bridge, *still* fucking)
Ash: Misty, can't you stop that for one minute?
Misty: (moaning) Why the fuck should I?
Ash: Because Pikachu's been pokénapped!
Misty: (cums on his shoes) Good! I never liked that little
rodent anyway!
Bob: Ah, fuck her, you and me can go get him.
Ash: You expect us to beat a dozen guys with guns?
Bob: Of course! We have a nuclear weapon!
Ash: Great...
Bob: Hey, Abra!
Abra: (keeps fucking Misty) Yeah?
Bob: We need to go down to the planet.
Abra: Sure, just a second! (shoots in Misty's cunt, then stands up)
Okay, ready!
Bob: Great! And remember, if you get nervous, just remember:
WE HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!
Ash: Oh, yeah, that's *real* comforting!!!
(They all teleport down to the planet, and Sailor Moon runs onto the
bridge, and is chased by the Taco Bell dog)
Sailor Moon: Eeeek! Help me!
Taco Bell Dog: Yo queiro Sailor pussy! (sees Misty) Fuck yeah!
Yo queiro bitch!
Misty: NO ONE CALLS ME A BITCH!!! (pulls out a mallet)
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, YOU LITTLE RAT!!!
(slams the shit out of the dog, then starts making out with Sailor Moon)
To Be Continued!
On the next Pokémon: The Next Pikachu!
Pikachu gets laid...many, many times!
More fucking on top of nuclear weapons!
The Taco Bell dog finally dies!
Evan from AGNPH guest-stars!
Ash fucks a Kangaskhan!
Blah, blah, blah, you all know what happens.
All this and more, on the next episode of:
Pokémon: The Next Pikachu!