I may or may not finish this, since I *just* thought this up. If
enough people like the idea, I'll try to finish it.


Preview: Unknown Agenda


On the road to Cinnabar island, Ash was sleeping peacefully. Misty and
Brock had gone to get more firewood, even though the fire was still
going strong. They're probably fucking.... he thought.

From out of the darkness, a man walked into the tiny camp carrying a
dagger and a gun. He glanced over at the sleeping pokémon trainer.

"Is this the guy?"

"Yep," a voice from behind him answered.

"So, do I kill him?"

"No, we just need his Pikachu."

"Okay." He put away the gun, but kept the dagger out. He stepped
over Ash and put the dagger to his throat, slowly waking him from his
sleep.

"Huh? Pikachu?" Ash woke up feeling dazed and confused...then he saw
the dagger pressed against his neck. "What the fuck...?!

"I said don't kill him, remember?" the second voice told him.

"Fine." He pulled the dagger away, then put a hand on Ash's face.
"Sleep." Ash was out like a light, but only for a second. For some
reason, he was still awake, and his eyes were open just enough to see,
but he couldn't move a muscle, which was unfortunate because he had a
hard-on at the time.

"So, where's the Pikachu?" the second voice said. From its tone, Ash
determined it must be a woman, probably the same age as Jenny or Joy.

"I don't know, I can't see it."

"Wait, there it is. I'll get it."

The first thing that ran through his mind was that Team Rocket had
snuck up on him, but these weren't Jessie or James, they were too good.
Those two probably would've tripped into the fire or something. These
were real pros, maybe bounty hunters. Then he just had to wonder who
might've sent them.

The woman calmly walked over to the sleeping Pokémon, picked him up by
his head, and walked back. "Got him. Let's go."

They both walked away, but the man stopped and glanced over his
shoulder at the still-paralyzed Ash. "That guy's gonna destroy this
planet, and he doesn't even know it. Ironic, huh?"

"Whatever." With that, they both vanished into thin air.